• demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

wolfnanaki:

PRIORITIES, LADY.

(via huzzah-child)

laughhard:

See this hat? Tis’ my cat.

laughhard:

See this hat? Tis’ my cat.

(via gizmos-galore)

officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

bewbin:

guess who just ate 24 mini powdered doughnuts 

bewbin:

guess who just ate 24 mini powdered doughnuts 

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

(via notasprettyasbeyonce)

worb:

Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day

(via fuckyeahloldemort)